Stephen Elliott read a stunning and insightful passage from his at-the-time-not-quite-yet-released My Girlfriend Comes to the City and Beats Me Up. Carol Queen told of the submissive ex-Marine in frilly panties who first recognized her inner Goddess. Greta Christina delivered our age's definitive text on bending over. Yanina Gotsulsky read a passage about sex under KGB surveillance, from her great-Russian-novel-in-the-making. Allison Landa supplied a story about how to go down on Nigerian royalty. The spectacular Lady Monster was our first ever guest MC to introduce speakers by performing erotic interpretative dances.